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  • small2006
    08-16 05:32 PM
    I was told that "amending" H1B is the same as applying for a new H1B. Does this mean that I will get a new 797 approval and I would have to get a new stamping on my passport? I just got my passport stamped with a 3 year extension till 2009. I don't want to go thru that again if I can avoid it.

    Thanks.




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  • willgetgc2005
    04-13 05:34 PM
    Is a BE from India considered an advanced degree. What is the definition of an advanced degree ? GURUS please respond.


    Aliens who have advanced degree in science,technology,engineering or math and have been working in a related field in US under a non immigrant visa during the 3 year period preceding their application should be exempt from numerical limits.




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  • arc
    03-05 05:57 PM
    Which are the Sensitive Banks!???




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  • krishnam70
    03-05 12:00 PM
    There is a sudden change of plan. My company wants me in US for two months - March 15 - May 15. Then i have to go back to India till Dec 09 and come back to join work from Jan 2010. My questions -

    1. Will i be facing any questions at the immigration (point of entry) when i come back on Jan 2010?
    2. Any other situation or scenario that i should be aware of?
    3. If i receive pay check for just two months in 09, will there be a problem when i file taxes for 2009?
    4. How long can i stay outside US on a H1b visa?

    Thanks a lot.

    This might be an Attorney question

    1. H1B petition is filed on a premise that a person with your 'unique' skillset is not available in local market and so they are sponsoring you
    2. If you are going to be away from your place of work for such a long time, its the responsibility of the company to prove that you are indeed really required here and your assignment in your home country is really needed to get the work you are doing here moving etc etc.
    3. I guess for you to be able to claim as an H1B you should basically work x number of hours a week/month/year on H1 here. Not sure how your going to home country and working there would qualify here
    4. Your company might need to run your payroll here. Now as far as physical presence in this country you need to speak to your HR/Attorney on what the requirements are ( for other cases it is 181 days of continuous stay). Check with them what it needs to be for an H1.

    On the whole this is a purely a LEGAL question and I am not sure if any of the advise you get here is guaranteed to work or be legal.

    - cheers
    kris



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  • waitin_toolong
    11-21 09:43 AM
    the above scenario was if you were mnaintaing H1 status. if you are working using EAD then ofcourse your current status wont be H1 bur AOS hence you will send proof of that.

    The idea is to show that you are here legally and if working prrof of that authorization thorough a visa or EAD.




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  • learning01
    05-15 01:01 PM
    nandakumar:
    It's bravo IV. Each of us should tell and motivate others to join IV. You see for most part, your posting in these forums in IV is very anonymous. I think except for yourself, no one can get see your profile details including your full name, phone number etc.

    Also, keep looking for opportunities to write to editors, anchors etc., whenever they speak rubbish. All that we are doing now is letting the media know that legal immigrants have huge issues and unresolved problems. We are writing to them that things have been very unfair. We are educating them.

    As I said in many posts in this forum:
    1) Speak and/or write to your employers about these issues. I have done so on many occasions. They have the greatest influence and benefit on the CIR outcome.
    2) Write to news anchors.
    3) Write and motivate your colleagues.

    Be aware that the congress is 'kumbakarna' (in perpetual slumber) and I quote from discussion of Post-Politics (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2006/05/11/DI2006051101546.html) at WaPo.
    washingtonpost.com's Daily Politics Discussion
    Tom Edsall Washington Post National Political Reporter
    Monday, May 15, 2006; 11:00 AM
    Boston, Mass.: How do you think the President's massive, overwhelming unpopularity is affecting Congress? What kind of work do you see Congress getting done for the American people in the coming months?

    Tom Edsall: The American people should not hold their collective breath, except recipients of capital gains and dividend income, who apparently will be protected from a rate increase for two more years.


    I will relax with a relief and see the beginning of solution to our issues, only when a bill is before President G.W.Bush for signing. Till then we must double or intensify our efforts. Also, know what the other side is doing.



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  • Sai gc
    05-12 03:48 PM
    Thank you Joydiptac and prasanthi for your valuable replies.




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  • sweet_jungle
    10-23 01:34 PM
    So is it conditional GC??

    Employment based GC is based on intent to work for sponsoring employer or similar profession. For most of us, who are retrogressed, we would have worked with sponsoring employer already for 4 to 5 years. the main issue here is whether sufficient intent existed at the time of filing 140 and 485. after having been in 485 filed status for long, it is natural for intent to change.
    so, i do not see why full time MBA with 485 pending is an issue. the laws are quite unclear, for sure.



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  • beppenyc
    03-20 08:15 PM
    http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/03-20-2006/0004323801&EDATE=

    Q Okay. My question is, since 9/11, one of the key things that we need
    is immigration reform, including comprehensive immigration reform that is
    right now in front of Senator Specter's committee in the Judiciary. There are
    two principles I'm hoping that you would support: One, the good people, the
    engineers, the PhDs, the doctors, the nurses, the people in the system who
    have followed the rules, will go to the head of the line in any form of
    immigration reform. That's Title IVz of the bill.
    Secondly, the illegals who have not followed the rules -- I understand the
    debate, I appreciate your statements about immigration reform, but isn't it
    better that we know who they are, have them finger-printed and photographed,
    and allow some form of 245I to come back so --

    THE PRESIDENT: Tell people what that is. Tell people what 245I is.

    Q Okay -- 245I is a partial amnesty program that expired back in 2001,
    in fact, was going to be voted on on 9/11, unfortunately. But those -- it was
    a small segment of the illegal population where they would pay the $1,000 fine
    and, for example, coming in illegally, then marrying an American citizen,
    could somehow legalize their status.

    THE PRESIDENT: Okay. Let me give you some broad principles on
    immigration reform as I see them. First of all, we do need to know who's
    coming into our country and whether they're coming in illegally, or not
    legally -- legally or not legally -- and whether they're coming in or going
    out. And part of reforms after September the 11th was a better system of
    finding out who's coming here.
    Secondly, we have a big border between Texas and Mexico that's really hard
    to enforce. We got to do everything we can to enforce the border,
    particularly in the south. I mean, it's the place where people are pouring
    across in order to find work. We have a situation in our own neighborhood
    where there are way -- disparities are huge, and there are jobs in America
    that people won't do. That's just a fact. I met an onion grower today at the
    airport when I arrived, and he said, you got to help me find people that will
    grow onions -- pluck them, or whatever you do with them, you know.
    (Laughter.) There are jobs that just simply aren't getting done because
    Americans won't do them. And yet, if you're making 50 cents an hour in
    Mexico, and you can make a lot more in America, and you got mouths to feed,
    you're going to come and try to find the work. It's a big border, of which --
    across which people are coming to provide a living for their families.
    Step one of any immigration policy is to enforce our border in practical
    ways. We are spending additional resources to be able to use different
    detection devices, unmanned UAVs, to help -- and expand Border Patrol, by the
    way, expand the number of agents on the border, to make sure we're getting
    them the tools necessary to stop people from coming across in the first place.
    Secondly, part of the issue we've had in the past is we've had -- for lack
    of a better word -- catch and release; the Border Patrol would find people
    sneaking in; they would then hold them for a period of time; they'd say, come
    back and check in with us 45 days later, and then they wouldn't check in 45
    days later. And they would disappear in society to do the work that some
    Americans will not do.
    And so we're changing catch and release. We're particularly focusing on
    those from Central America who are coming across Mexico's southern border,
    ending up in our own -- it's a long answer, but it's an important question:
    How do we protect our borders, and at the same time, be a humane society?
    Anyway, step one, focus on enforcing border; when we find people, send
    them home, so that the work of our Border Patrol is productive work.
    Secondly, it seems like to me that part of having a border security
    program is to say to people who are hiring people here illegally, we're going
    to hold you to account. The problem is our employers don't know whether
    they're hiring people illegally because there's a whole forgery industry
    around people being smuggled into the United States. There's a smuggling
    industry and a forgery industry. And it's hard to ask our employers, the
    onion guy out there, whether or not he's got -- whether or not the documents
    that he's being shown that look real are real.
    And so here's a better proposal than what we're doing today, which is to
    say, if you're going to come to do a job an American won't do, you ought to be
    given a foolproof card that says you can come for a limited period of time and
    do work in a job an American won't do. That's border security because it
    means that people will be willing to come in legally with a card to do work on
    a limited basis, and then go home. And so the agents won't be chasing people
    being smuggled in 18-wheelers or across the Arizona desert. They'll be able
    to focus on drugs and terrorists and guns.
    The fundamental question that he is referring to is, what do we do about -
    - there's two questions -- one, should we have amnesty? And the answer, in my
    judgment, is, no, we shouldn't have amnesty. In my judgment, granting
    amnesty, automatic citizenship -- that's what amnesty means -- would cause
    another 11 million people, or however many are here, to come in the hopes of
    becoming a United States citizen. We shouldn't have amnesty. We ought to
    have a program that says, you get in line like everybody else gets in line;
    and that if the Congress feels like there needs to be higher quotas on certain
    nationalities, raise the quotas. But don't let people get in front of the
    line for somebody who has been playing by the rules. (Applause.)
    And so, anyway, that's my ideas on good immigration policy. Obviously,
    there's going to be some questions we have to answer: What about the person
    who's been here since 1987 -- '86 was the last attempt at coming up with
    immigration reform -- been here for a long period of time. They've raised a
    family here. And my only advice for the Congress and for people in the debate
    is understand what made America. We're a land of immigrants. This guy is
    from Hungary, you know. (Applause.) And we got to treat people fairly.
    We've got to have a system of law that is respectful for people.
    I mean, the idea of having a program that causes people to get stuck in
    the back of 18-wheelers, to risk their lives to sneak into America to do work
    that some people won't do is just not American, in my judgment. And so I
    would hope the debate would be civil and uphold the honor of this country.
    And remember, we've been through these periods before, where the immigration
    debate can get harsh. And it should not be harsh. And I hope -- my call for
    people is to be rational about the debate and thoughtful about what words can
    mean during this debate.
    Final question, sir. You're paying me a lot of money and I got to go back
    to work. (Laughter.)



    PS I did not know about the story of I-245 on 9/11....




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  • nlssubbu
    06-20 02:41 PM
    I used AP thrice and renewed my H1 twice after entering using AP without any issues.

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  • gc_on_demand
    05-21 10:50 AM
    Folks ...

    IV needs more Non AOS filler members to work on any fix that will help non AOS filler. We need to come up with solid number and group to have solid campaign ( Including more funcding drive and participant for campaign ) . Plesae take a time and update poll. I also ask senior member including CORE leader to participate in poll. We non AOS filler are getting idea on how big our strength is and what can be done for next 6 months to get some sort of relief to this NON AOS FILLER as well as AOS filler.




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  • jungalee43
    10-13 08:47 AM
    This is an excellent piece of article and the comments are even better. Very good work Jaime.

    It is my observation that when we do Google search for a topic on immigration, if our search words match with the titles of our posts in any thread, the serach shows our threads. I observed this with my "AC21 Update" post. Now when I do Google search on words "AC21 Update" the first result displayed is my thread. :)
    That means if we cleverly design our thread titles, our threads would be displayed in many Google searches. If this is the observation of all members, would all of you be careful to attach a smart title to your thread? Can all the members be made aware of this fact?
    May be I am repeating something that is already discussed, but still.........
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  • thokar
    08-18 04:12 PM
    :confused:Hi all,

    I have a situation,
    I joined employer A and substituted labor with 2004 priority date. And it has been approved already, my understanding is labor substitution is nothing but filing I 140 but with some one else labor.

    My current situation is, I got a perm job and have approached company attorney and she saying / asking, since this is labor substitution case, so, I need to have letter from employer �A� saying that labor used for me was initially filed for person X and he later left the company. Hence that has been used for me.
    This is required to prove that there is no fraud happened while filing my case.

    As you all know, in this current situation, I can not go back and ask employer �A� about that letter.

    Any suggestions etc please provide.


    Just to remember
    REQUEST A SET OF COPIES WHEN EVER ATTORNEY FILING / FOLLOW UP ANY RFE etc FOR YOU. IRRESPECTIVE WHETHER YOU PAY OR COMPLANY PAYS GC FEES

    Thanks,




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    July 13th, 2006, 09:43 PM
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  • punjabi
    07-28 01:12 PM
    $100 is way too less.

    If I get GC, I promise I'll donate $500 to IV right away!!




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  • bsbawa10
    05-31 07:43 PM
    Yes, they do. The timeline after which they file is 1 yr but clarify this after all ur 3 rounds are done with the HR. This is something u can discuss at the end after u have the offer letter in hand.

    Thanks so much sumggymba, just one more thing if you know. Do they file eb2 ?



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  • chi_shark
    06-17 12:54 PM
    Chi_shark for your response.

    According to my lawyer, I can go on vacation (paid or unpaid) during the gap.

    Thanks

    thats good... thanks for the update, i would not mind going on a 7 day vacation myself if i come to your situation... enjoy yours.




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  • texanguy
    12-16 12:46 PM
    they probably have assigned a visa number to your case during the month of august/sept when your priority date was current and might have shelved it to open at a future time (which happens to be just about now!)

    Congratulations on your green card. Enjoy your freedom...

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    As a EB2-India hopeful I was Current in Aug/Sept 2008, and had a 99.9% of hope of getting approval. However, they did nothing then though many with a lot lower (later) PD's and RD's were approved.

    Now suddenly, I got several sets of emails with "Card production ordered", "Approval notice sent" and "Wecome as a New permanent resident" messages (some more than one with same message).

    So, may be USCIS is not following any PD dates announced in Visa Bulletins, but this time for good. Ironically, I also got emails on my AP approval, which is dated a day later than GC approval. Sequence of LUDs is - AP received 11/11 with a soft LUD on 12/10, I-485 approval on 12/11, AP approval on 12/12. Got another set of emails today with similar contents as in emails dated 12/11.

    Perhaps a lot is going on to clear old cases. Have hopes, and do something so that your files comes to someone's attention. ....Best to all....




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  • Eternal_Hope
    05-10 05:07 PM
    If under the bullet point (b) you have an option to choose "other" then choose that.

    EAD is not a status; pending I-485 allows you to be "legally present" in the country without having a "legal status". Similarly, AP allows you to travel out of the country and reutrn without abandoning your pending I-485 application. (At least that's what my understanding is .....)

    All the best..... hope things work out well with your application .............




    CheckRaise
    10-09 06:38 PM
    you can search for cases filed using start and end date - its nothing fancy or interesting as you might have imagined - if your employer is indeed saying that its hard to pull old cases - its total BS -- either they dont want you to worry or they dont want to divulge your case number

    I have requested again for the screenshot mentioning the same and waiting on a response. You do seem to have an idea how it looks like, if you dont mind, would you be able to post a screenshot with all information greyed out. With that handy, if they come back with, 'no way' I can go back at them hard saying they are BS'ing me and call their bluff.

    Thanks again!




    coopheal
    10-09 10:57 PM
    I compared the 485 inventories from 12/11/09 and the one on 10/1/10, released by USCIS. The net difference (approved) for EB3I is approx 1320, cleared mostly for the 2001 PDs. Don't know what happened to rest of the visa numbers ( ~ 1500) out of the mandated ~2800 for EB3I.

    The reason is faulty data uscis and dos has been publishing.
    And now to fix the issue "releasing faulty data" the solution they have implemented is "not publish the data" :)



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